twistediamond:

colferism:

i’m so bad laughing at this

I couldn’t believe someone made this so I just yelled and laughed, “NOO!!!!!”
…. I sounded like someone being violated, but liking the violation taking place

omg ahahaha

twistediamond:

colferism:

i’m so bad laughing at this

I couldn’t believe someone made this so I just yelled and laughed, “NOO!!!!!”

…. I sounded like someone being violated, but liking the violation taking place

omg ahahaha

(Reblogged from barbaryhorse)
My protector then asked: ‘If you weren’t a biologist, what would you be?’ I said: ‘A blacksmith, but they don’t earn enough money.’ And he replied: ‘Well, when you grow tired of being what you’re not, go and have fun and celebrate life, hammering metal into shape. In time, you’ll discover that it will give you more than pleasure, it will give you meaning.’
Paola Coehlo

Funtown!

Graduated high school. 
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone. 
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Taken a college-level course. 
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado. 
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die. 
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on. 
Written a 10 page letter. 
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself. 
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library. 
Traveled to a different country. 
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary. (blog?) 
Fired a gun. 
Gambled in a casino. 
Had a yard sale. 
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test. 
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea World. 
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery. 
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem. 
Been in a fist fight. (with my sister…) 
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Pet a wild animal. 
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo. 
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire. 
Gotten caught having a party while parents were gone away.

parttimekoala:

Why I h8 Niq:
First and foremost: this. Because it’s not in or around my mouth at all times.
This paragraph will be about Niq’s torso area. One distinguishing character of this area are he ever-present, always erect nipples. Another feature are his shoulders, those have been gloriously awesome since he was way illegal. Those sweet ass biceps are attached to his shoulders. Oh, his hands.  Sometimes his mangina is hanging out.
 His face is pretty fucking awesome. Eyes (fake glasses!). Nose. Sometimes his hair is out of control, other times in a headband or baseball cap, it used to be a big fluffy fro, but most of the time, it’s perfectly coiffed. Jawline. Freckles. He’s just really pretty sometimes.
His neck is glorious, negl.
 Mouth. Smile and laugh and lipbite and smirk and grin. The way he eats with that mouth. The way he drinks with that mouth. It’s just really awesome, okay?
 Shoes. I like to refer to them as twatkickers. Self-explanatory.
 Stupid Cute Face. He thinks he can be a serious and emotionless 40 year old man, but I see the cute, precious teenager within. You can’t fool me.
His accessories: guitar, mustang, truck, Elvis, piano.
 Last but not least, DAT ASS. Bonus: Wetsuit ass!
PS: I h8 him because he makes me stay.

parttimekoala:

Why I h8 Niq:

  1. First and foremost: this. Because it’s not in or around my mouth at all times.
  2. This paragraph will be about Niq’s torso area. One distinguishing character of this area are he ever-present, always erect nipples. Another feature are his shoulders, those have been gloriously awesome since he was way illegal. Those sweet ass biceps are attached to his shoulders. Oh, his hands.  Sometimes his mangina is hanging out.
  3. His face is pretty fucking awesome. Eyes (fake glasses!). Nose. Sometimes his hair is out of control, other times in a headband or baseball cap, it used to be a big fluffy fro, but most of the time, it’s perfectly coiffed. Jawline. Freckles. He’s just really pretty sometimes.
  4. His neck is glorious, negl.
  5. Mouth. Smile and laugh and lipbite and smirk and grin. The way he eats with that mouth. The way he drinks with that mouth. It’s just really awesome, okay?
  6. Shoes. I like to refer to them as twatkickers. Self-explanatory.
  7. Stupid Cute Face. He thinks he can be a serious and emotionless 40 year old man, but I see the cute, precious teenager within. You can’t fool me.
  8. His accessories: guitar, mustang, truck, Elvis, piano.
  9. Last but not least, DAT ASS. Bonus: Wetsuit ass!
  10. PS: I h8 him because he makes me stay.
A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.
Dave Matthews
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(Reblogged from knsomm-deactivated20130906)

katielocks:

currently losing my shit and flailing all over the place. i knew this song was going to be my favorite the first time we heard a snippet on that alexa chung bullfuckery and then seeing it live?! LASKDFK;LSDAF.

i may or may not have just cried while listening to this, jsyk.

agreed. 100%

(Reblogged from katielocks)
Only we would get excited for a fan fic. We are such losers.

- Carla Lafaurie

true that. <3

Played 9 times

When You Come Back Down - Nickel Creek

most beautiful lyrics in a song. EVER. legit cried tonight

redpony:

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I just bought this book last night, and this was the first journal entry in it. I love her. I’m weirded out that this tumblr post just happened.

I&#8217;m actually so obsessed with her.

redpony:

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I just bought this book last night, and this was the first journal entry in it. I love her. I’m weirded out that this tumblr post just happened.

I’m actually so obsessed with her.

(Reblogged from redpony)